alternative treatment

Man walking in the VA hallway: Are you a doctor here?

Me: Sort of, I'm a medical student here.

Man: Well, I really like the care I get here.

Me: That's good to hear, I'm glad.

Man: I come all the way from [some town in Ohio] because this is a good VA.

Me: Well, I'm glad we can help you.

Man: You know, if this doctor thing doesn't work out for you, you could be a model.

Me: Thank you, that's very kind.

Man: You got it going on. I'm serious. You could be a model.

Me: Thanks, but, I think I'm going to stick with the doctor thing.

Man: Looking at you done cured my cataracts. Damn.

Me: Thank you. Have a good afternoon, sir.

Man: You too, gorgeous.